I recognize and accept that a number of statements that I made on my on-line journal “Seksi Matafaka”, were defamatory of A*STAR, its Chairman, Mr. Philip Yeo and its executive officers.
I admit and acknowledge that these statements are false and completely without any foundation.
I unreservedly apologize to A*STAR, its Chairman Mr. Philip Yeo, and its executive officers for the distress and embarrassment caused to them by these statements.
I undertake not to repeat the statements, or make further statements of the same or similar effect in this or any other forum or media. I further undertake to remove any such posting anywhere that has not been deleted.
(NB: for avoidance of doubt, the above is fake notice and a homage to Acidflask.
We will remember this.
You only die once and you might as well do it in style.)